Well its official i have arrived. My show The Don and Tony Show made the Boston Hearld. Although they tried 2 paly us like some suckas its all good you talked about us. Even though i was misquoted tryna paint me as a potty mouth black guy (wait I AM a potty mouth black guy LOL) Beantown and Red Sox Nation and the 5000 people who read the Hearld (the Globe is a better paper) knows me. So i have an idea how about I annoint myself as the new Mayor Of MAN Town. How about that Don Peterson Mayor of MAN Town. My first duty as mayor of MAN Town is make Cleveland its home Nuthin against Beantown But Dammit Im from Cleveland. Ill be nice to Boston but F that Cleveland is the new MAN Town. With all the reason 2 be. Only a mans man would tread through a lake effect snowstorm in the middle of January. Plus Cleveland is a better sports town its a better city period. This is not a shot at Bean Town I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A SHOT AT BEAN TOWN im just saying. The food is better ( what would you rather have a sandwich From Slimans or some Chowda?) and the women are prettier ( Halle Berry trumps anything you have). Plus Browns Town trumps Red Sox Nation any day.So you may have the Patriots but remember Belichick popped his cherry in C Town baby. Man Ram he started in the new MAN Town and I know you know CoCo Crisp the guy you over paid for worked out his kinks in the place you people call the Cleve ( nice touch NOT!) Let me say 1 last time this is not a shot at Boston Im only keepin it real folks. Thats what we do here in Cleveland and at Sportstalkcleveland.com. Thats why I'm here because I'm too real For terrestrial radio ( although for the right price ill take my realness there). So once again to the two people who misquoted me THANX for giving my show some ink I appreciate it that article is circulating through the hoods in Cleveland and all around the world.
Sincerely Yours Don Peterson The New Mayor of Man Town
P.S. If you guys are still offering me that job when can i start?
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