April Fools Day

OK it's April fools day big fucking deal. I haven't cared about this day since....... well never. So why an I listening to sportstalk radio this morning and they are playing April Fools jokes. Sure it goes over well but come on what is this the 1980's. Pete Frankklin, and Nev Chandler are crying right now looking and listening to these idiots. Like I said I'm gonna start calling these punks by name. Tony Rizzo I love his show and I know he has no control over his own show but those 2 punks Girlhammer and Hobo brings the value of the show down. Girlhammer talking about his jeans and his wack music. When I did my show we didn't play bubblegum pop shit we played songs that you might hear at the game not what I would hear on the radio. His takes totally have no substance to them and when he disagrees with some body he hangs up on them and says in his whiny annoying ass nasal tone "that was a terrible call". Like I've blogged previously Girlhammer I know WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more than you will ever know. So how about me and you head to head (no homo) ESPN Around The Horn Style live on the radio or at Cadillac Ranch or where ever you want to do this and i guarentee I will shut you down!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not an April Fools joke this is a real challenge.

Ok on to othe business. Cavs 13 W's in a row I don't know about ya'll but I think we will all be dancing in the streets of Downtown Cleveland In June.

Tribe Trade Ed Mujica to San Diego for the dreaded player to be named later. In any trade do we ever hear what player they name later? Could it be Kevin Kousmanoff?? I made myself laugh at that. I got real issues over here.

Looks like Dante Stallworth will be charged he was over the legal limit. Damn!!!!

Jay Cutler will be traded out of Denver but where too??? I'll say Tampa would be a good fit. Cutler to Winslow sounds great.

Calipari is going to Lexington to coach the Wildcats. Finally he gets the chance to coach in a big time conference the SEC. I'll see you in a few months Coach Cal.

Michael Vick was in bankruptcy court he's hoping to get 10 million a year when he returns. Mike you my dog (no pun intended) but 10 mil a year? Sorry you won't get that. Then I hear he wants to write a tell all book about the case but the faggots at PETA are gonna try to block it. PETA ya'll need to get a life.

Last but not least I'm helping my homeboys lose weight and I'm gonna get myself in shape. Wish us luck.

Well that's it that's all have a crazy wonderful day.